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He's going to write them for the 3-5 age group. He won't be using a ghost-writer and the editor is not expecting to have to do much work on them. 'He's perfect for our target toddler market.'
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I wonder if he will have a mate called Johnny to play with.
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Frankie the fucking footballer. A thirty-whatever year-old grown adult reading made-up bedtime stories to his children (great)... but casting himself as the hero. It's so completely fucked up &...
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Says the man who gets off on certain type of drawings. You should hear my bedtime stories I am always the hero. I used to read books to the boy but they constrict me. I just make up them up now and...
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Sarah Fergueson was gonna cast herself as the hero in her books but was told a helicopter would be more fun than an old bike
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Joey Deacon wrote:Sarah Fergueson was gonna cast herself as the hero in her books but was told a helicopter would be more fun than an old bikePlus she likes a big chopper.
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Monk, every few years I’ve tried to find those drawings online but haven’t yet been able to manage it. Tried googling all sorts of permutations of “animal erotica paintings” but I always end up...
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Julia Donaldson...jeez is she dining out on The Gruffalo or what... Ok so The Smartest Giant in Town has its merits and even Tabby McTat I can see the merits but boy does she churn out some fomulaic...
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Fact is I’m a fraud, Monk. I haven’t done a bedtime story in ages. It’s either an episode of Bugs Bunny on the iPad (
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You two need to feed your children more peanuts (non roasted) as every parent of worth knows that this is the only way to stop the lizards from guzzling the life juice from their yet uncluttered...
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LSD T hasn't been on the board since AMOCS left. Could they, perhaps, be related?
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You need to open your pineal gland Green St. Decalcify the pineal gland and higher states of mind are assured. I said Pineal....pineal....
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Lake Palmer aka Monk wrote:Julia Donaldson...jeez is she dining out on The Gruffalo or what... I wont hear a word against Room on the Broom...I can give or take The Stick Man though.
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My bedtime reading days tended to focussed on Dr Zeuss and latterly Paddington Bear - reflection of my age really. I do believe that I looked forward to next instalments more than my daughter did...
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Sign of the times isn't it this conversation. The title of thread would make a great name for band.
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